Dammit, Jim, I’m a student, not a doctor. But still…

by Erin ~ April 2, 2008

I don’t like the idea of Al Gore joining up with Obama.  It seems sick and wrong, and I bitterly admit it would tip the scales too far in his favor.  Here, I’d been shamelessly hoping Hillary and Barack would take it the dueling field.  And Gore, I’m sure, is drinking in every moment of the limelight.  An attention whore to the core, he recently launched a multi-million dollar campaign to raise more global warming awareness (becuase 1/8th of a Nobel prize isn’t enough)– in California.  He’s kept an endorsement out of the candidates’ reach, and– oh, my goodness.

He’s still fat.

You’d think, with how buddy-buddy he’s been getting with the International Community and the west coast, he’d work to improve his public figure by counting calories, or calling Jenny, or using the eco-friendly Bowflex.  Al, we’ve come a long way since Taft, who was fugly and fat as all hell.

Though, once he got out of the public eye, he lost over eighty pounds and regained a good portion of his health.

This has turned into something of a rant, and I doubt it makes much sense any more, but Mr. Gore?  What I’m trying to say is you should stay away from D.C.; you’ve done enough damage there as it is.

And besides, who wants a presidential staffer with his own gravitational pull?

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